If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong. Leo Rosten
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them. Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. - zobacz
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams - zobacz
We want God to come and save us. But he wont. God doesnt stop levees from failing, he doesnt stay the force of tsunamis, and he doesnt stop planes from smashing into buildings. Deus Ex Machina is overrated. Waiter Rant - zobacz
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. James Magary - zobacz
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. Woody Allen - zobacz